Flying Spaghetti Monster

A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

I have been saved by the flying spaghetti monster!

by bob2w3e December 21, 2007

Flying Chicago

When it is so cold out that you can throw water into the air and it will freeze in mid air.

"It was minus 30 so I could do a Flying Chicago!"

by Lish and Sont February 17, 2006

Flongus

A term used to describe someone who has a rather loud assclap while dancing or shaking hips.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.

Jimmy: " Hey Jennifwa, wanna dance to Daft Punk?"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"

by Balls Are Handy January 6, 2013

Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.

"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"

by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014

The Flying Wallabee

When you are 69-ing while doing flips

Eddy:Yo, my gf and I were doing the The Flying Wallabee
Jeff: Nice

by TheKami23 June 13, 2017

church of the flying spaghetti monster

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.

You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

by The Only Andy Christ February 1, 2018

flying nimbus

prematurely taken from production, the mitsubishi nimbus is a versatile vehicle: its many functions include: taking a car full of lads down to southbound. running into BWMs. and flying. this requires co-operation from at least the driver and his co-pilot but best results are achieved with a full nimbus-load

did you see those dardy riggs doing the flying nimbus down stirling highway? break me off a piece of that...

by hugemac March 9, 2010