Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*

*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.

by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it

Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show

by datswag March 23, 2014

flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

Fappuccino

A Cappuccino that instead of whip cream you use male ejaculation juice (a.k.a. Jizz, Cum, white cream)

I just bought a fappuccino!

by Macklemorgan Freeman May 13, 2014

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014

Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

Fappet

1. A guy who faps or 2. lives on fapping when he got no chicks. All guys are fappets

Dude! the neighbor who moved in recently is a big time fappet.

by RexUrban February 4, 2015