Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

The fap-bastard

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.

Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard

by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017

Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

by lol rRed January 10, 2019

fap leather

The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.

Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.

by MrMaclroy July 17, 2018

Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind

Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world

by French intesifies August 22, 2018