fanny tap

when you go up to someone and back hand them in the VAGINA!. And makes it itch.

"i gave Meghan the biggest fanny tap today."

by pseudonymmmmmmmljkgjjifthdydty October 16, 2008

Fanny Plasma

When a female becomes so sexually excited her vagina produces loads of excess juice.

John: I was eating out my girlfriend's pussy last night and she got so fuckin' wet

Phil: awesome

John: I had to wear swimming goggles, there was so much fanny plasma!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

Fanny Biscuits

The female equivalent of 'smegma'

"She hadn't washed her pants in days, they were full of fanny biscuits"

by hiyalove April 11, 2010

Feta fanny

Chicks with thrush...

Jade Goodys loin area may be referred to as feta fanny, mostly found in women who are larger than the rest. God love 'em.

by furry dave May 16, 2006

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

fanny masher

1) A very large penis.
2) A man who enjoys vigorous sex with women.

"That guy over there gets all the women..."
"Yeah, he's got a fanny masher"
"Yeah, he's a fanny masher"

by OllyRinse December 24, 2008

fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

by blondie102 March 27, 2009