Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025

Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.

Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass

I gave her the Charlotte County Funnel!

by phatHawg June 8, 2019

Cool ye funnel big man

A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)

Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...

by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)

by CP Dogg June 8, 2021

the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.

I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel

by mrB2B April 13, 2022

Trust the funnel

In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.

The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.

Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.

“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel”

“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”

by media jargon October 24, 2024