Fry Fucker

Fry Fucker, A six foot five inches tall Jewish male with a nine inch cock of which is always erect, he has pubic hair nearly half the length of his shaft, he has not shaved in twenty seven years, thirty seven weeks, and four days. His pubes are singed and crispy, the hairs on his balls are completely deep fried. As his name suggests he fucks fries, he will stick his nine inch throbbing cock deep inside of your fryer baskets with no sign of displeasure nor pain. You can literally shoot this Jewish menace in the head and by tomorrow he will be back fucking your fries.

Frank: Yo jared who's that?
Jared: HOLY SHIT THATS THE FRY FUCKER!!!
Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jared: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by kromosome October 5, 2023

steak-fry

The shocker but vanilla

Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook

Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.

by amphetaminesalt May 23, 2024

Miracle Fry

The Miracle Fry is the holy grail of fries. It is the full size fry you find in the bottom of a fast food bag after finishing your meal.

Daniel: mmhmm that was some good food

*peers into fast food bag*

Daniel: omg, I found a miracle fry!

by StringsEh April 18, 2021

fry man

one who puts fries into a blender then imbibes them with much vigor and delight.

Definition speaks for it self. (Do I really need to tell you?) It is a man who like french fry or fried smoothies. the fry man put is name brand french fries in to a blender then proceded to blend them into a paste like substance, he then proceeded to take out his lucky straw and drink it as if it twere a liquid! or it is simply a person who really likes bananas!

by Tim Bill June 11, 2006

Fry Sauce

When you have anal sex and the product is a mixture of blood and cum and the mixture of the two has the appearance and possibly taste of the coveted fry sauce.

anal was so rough last night that I pooping fry sauce for days

by Kumandcatchup April 18, 2021

Squishy Fry

A golden doodle puppy that is skinny as a stick but fluffy as a bear, eats poop and has a paper tongue.

Hey squishy fry.. you look skinny today like the fit of poop on face really is trendy.

by never ever seen them February 8, 2021

stir fry yaashwin

round cooked version of yaashwin slightly more burnt than usual

stir fry yaashwin is so cute but also burnt

by abhi gurt October 25, 2025