ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020

Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.

"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room

by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019

Evan Hill

funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas

thats my nigga Evan Hill

by thatniggatrevor March 4, 2019

Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

by realgod22 January 16, 2018

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

Evan Murphy

Caring and loving guy with the most beautiful blue eyes. He takes care of everyone and is the most selfless person you’d ever meet.

Evan Murphy cannot hang out today, he’s taking care of his grandparents.

by miaalexander111 November 15, 2021

Evan Davidson

a simp for squidward tentacles

“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”

by deanna lynn September 11, 2020