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without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde
If you are building an electric chair in your basement without knowledge in engineering, you are not only slicing the pineapple but the result may be Frankenstein.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2018
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1st year engineering

liberal arts student: Hey want to go to the club tonight ? I don't have any homework or tests this year.

Engineering student: Nope cant in 1st year Engineering!*hangs himself with a rope made of many homework assignments and practice tests*
by jeffdavis6969 March 23, 2017
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search engine salting

The act of purposely bringing certain phrases or words into the public eye and media, in order to bury other similarly phrased results in a web search.

A tactic typically employed by governments, or other powerful individuals/organizations with something to hide.
White House describes Saudi Oil attacks as their "9/11"

Tate: "Funny that this happens as the US was about to release the Saudi connection to 9/11. Kind of a good way to bury results when you Google "Saudi 9/11"

Monty:"It's called Search Engine Salting and it's the new way of exploiting search engines."
by GroceryScanner September 18, 2019
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Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 16, 2022
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african-american engineer

The act of niggerrigging

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What a way to african-american engineer the car to drive itself Johnny
by Ryan Vasquez April 29, 2006
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engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids
'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'
by robj22 June 30, 2005
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associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.
Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.
by Tito Rhen January 17, 2007
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