She's super weird and doesnt know how to function properly. She's like lowkey a alcoholic and pothead. She's mad sexy and she'll fuck you, fuck you up, and fuck your bitch.
Dude 1: Have you seen Elisia?
Dude 2: She was just over there doing a line of coke off of some bitches ass
Dude 2: She was just over there doing a line of coke off of some bitches ass
by Lisi just fucked your bitch March 15, 2020
Get the Elisia mug.A foul mouth slut that sleeps with everyone and keeps bad company. All her friends are sluts and all her ex and next boyfriends are either drug addicts, ex convicts, thieves, rapists or psychopaths.
You don't want to be her friend, if you do, you are probably a slut too. If she's your best friend you are probably a bigger slut than she is.
She's like a fungus or HIV, when she has a hold on you then she is almost impossible to get rid of, she will also change everyone in to a slut by just being friends with them. Typical bad influence.
If however you were once considered a friend and are now either an acquaintance or an enemy then I salute you, you escaped the 2nd worst person alive. You are probably a strong gifted person that can see through her and chose not to get involved.
You don't want to be her friend, if you do, you are probably a slut too. If she's your best friend you are probably a bigger slut than she is.
She's like a fungus or HIV, when she has a hold on you then she is almost impossible to get rid of, she will also change everyone in to a slut by just being friends with them. Typical bad influence.
If however you were once considered a friend and are now either an acquaintance or an enemy then I salute you, you escaped the 2nd worst person alive. You are probably a strong gifted person that can see through her and chose not to get involved.
by SlutMeter April 30, 2013
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by GoatMaster69 June 28, 2018
Get the Elish mug.A girl that is dear to your heart, one who will not just eat with you she will nomnom with you at any moments when asked. SHe is usually the offspring of a a tyrannosaurus rex of a mother who keeps her locked away for many days and weeks at a time just because they feel the need to be powerful.
The innocent elisasauris takes her punishment somewhat unwillingly but knows when its over it will be worth it.
If you know an Elisasauris watchout because she might be the bestest thing that happens in your life.
The innocent elisasauris takes her punishment somewhat unwillingly but knows when its over it will be worth it.
If you know an Elisasauris watchout because she might be the bestest thing that happens in your life.
Emma- wheres elise?
maggie- shes grounded again for nothing
Emma- her moms such a t-rex
Maggie- I knoww! shes such an Elisasauris
maggie- shes grounded again for nothing
Emma- her moms such a t-rex
Maggie- I knoww! shes such an Elisasauris
by majizzy November 24, 2010
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