Edward

A little bitch boy

Edward is a bitch boy

by Ed35 March 10, 2020

Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?

by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009

Edward

A short child with a huge head who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hes white and likes to be spammed on facebook. The rudest way to insult someone.

You are such an Edward

by Bobthebuilder345678 October 31, 2011

Edward

A douchebag with a vocabulary containing the words: dingus, dumb dumb, idiot, fat jew, and unbelievable

That guy is really edward-like

by niggarcunt123 September 4, 2017

Edward

A bong with a pentagonal base, making it less likely to tip over and spill.

Pass me Edward and some of Donny's fine herb.

by deece August 10, 2012

Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010

edwardson

You know who im talking about. it's that absolute SCUMBAG of a narcissist raised by parents with NO morals who think themselves royalty. that one kid in school who you KNOW is gonna be a kyle when he grows up. that one spoiled brat with a gold encrusted louis vuitton handbag, rollie on the wrist, etc.

hey david have you seen edwardson around lately?
nah, he's off to his gram gram's for the week.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 26, 2021