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Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!
by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014
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New York Experience

when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York
Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk
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gaping lotus experience

A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.
Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.
by AssFucker69420 August 4, 2018
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Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
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Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!
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Philadelphia experiment

A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.
by Guido1 March 6, 2008
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Out of Pocket Experience

When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.
Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!

Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!
by Brecker August 28, 2011
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