Evan

Tweaker

Oh bro your Evan rn

by LarryLime November 19, 2023

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...

by Pp master :P January 22, 2024

Evan

Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.

Evan slapped my balls earlier

by ananumus124263454567 February 23, 2024