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english coffee 

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
english coffee by salary man December 14, 2023

english coffee 

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
english coffee by salary man December 14, 2023

English Muffin 

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
English Muffin by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

english patent 

Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
english patent by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

english mary 

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka
I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary
english mary by HannaDanna February 3, 2024

english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure
Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.