andrews divorce

A long, drawn out separation where a married couple intends to file the paperwork to get divorced, but it never gets done due to lack of will and sheer laziness. Both parties move on with their lives but remain legally married to one another.

My girlfriend keeps pressuring me to get a real divorce. She's not down with my Andrews divorce situation.

by Golden Child 5K July 13, 2017

on divorcing

This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!

I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?

by man!? May 30, 2018

Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce

Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce

by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018

Dusty Divet

Trees

There are so much trees at Dusty Divet now

by Olive Soose November 21, 2018

E-diot

1. A person, or in some cases, a non-living thing that screenshots meaning of their names from Urban dictionary to make them feel better about themselves or for clout.

2. An 'electronic' idiot - A modern day or urban idiot

Those e-diots are at it again!

by Free_Lee Jo February 4, 2020

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020