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Jack: "War is just so sad! Why does it have to exist? Can't we all just get along?
Me: "There's always going to bad people who have to be put in their place."
Jack: "Yeah but why do we have to fight? Can't we just send them flowers?"
Me: "Man up, yah fucking Disney. This is the real world. "
Jack: "War is just so sad! Why does it have to exist? Can't we all just get along?
Me: "There's always going to bad people who have to be put in their place."
Jack: "Yeah but why do we have to fight? Can't we just send them flowers?"
Me: "Man up, yah fucking Disney. This is the real world. "
by big_ugly November 26, 2017

by O O G A B O O G A August 18, 2019

I made you this big breakfast and you only ate a slice of toast, you’re just like a Disney channel teen
by Duckburger January 31, 2022

Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Colourful barf, or barf on a colourful backdrop. For example throwing up after drinking a hot pink slurpee. Especially after visibly trying not to upchuck...
See also: Technicolor yawn.
See also: Technicolor yawn.
I felt sick, my roommate told me I was dehydrated from drinking last night and gave me a Crush Cream Soda slurpee. I managed to drink 3/4 of it before I started heaving pink slurpee all over my white bedsheets. My roommate laughed and said 'Nice - Disney hiccup!'
by linuxgeex May 15, 2019

by Hatorade August 28, 2016

by StormKloud January 29, 2023
