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Dicstracted

When a guy is so dictastic in bed and you don't do anything you were supposed to do because your dicstracted
Girl 1: I thought you were coming over

Girl 2 : sorry I saw Jake and got completely dicstracted
by Lilbitplayful September 28, 2025
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Skin Disc

The round area surrounding the nipple, excluding the nipple itself.
Jeez Tyler, your Mom has some nice skin discs.
by Hot Doctor1337 January 21, 2009
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lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.
This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics
by jht666 February 21, 2009
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Cultural Disaster

The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.

Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."

See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010
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tunnel disaster

The remains after an anal rapage.
You should get that tunnel disaster checked out. Its looking rough.
by jack6lei August 28, 2010
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hole disaster

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed
hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster
by jrebel February 20, 2011
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Chislick Disaster

The Chislick Disaster was an under-the-bus throwing of catastrophic proportions that occurred on February 3, 2011. It is considered the worst under-the-bus throwing in history and is the only level 9 incident on the Under-the-Bus Throwing Scale.
It's tight that the seals weren't harmed in the Chislick Disaster. Save the seals, they'll never forget!
by Mrs. Aw3s0me February 27, 2011
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