Still Though-Dildo Maneuver

The act of derailing someone's argument by responding immediately to the use of the words "Still Though" with the word "Dildo", with hopefully flustering effects

Graham: That movie sucked cow dick
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
Kyle: *Exasperated Sigh* I wish you would stop making shit up like the "Still Though-Dildo Maneuver"
Graham: Hey, you always walk right into it.
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!

by Ronnie the Bear December 15, 2008

Dildo fuel

AA batteries.

woman #1: Christ, I've been chewing table legs all week.
woman #2: Wow, I thought you had the pleasure stick 5000?
woman #1: Yeah, but it's run out of dildo fuel and I've not been to the store yet.

by Prof. Samedi January 2, 2010

rainbow dildo

a rainbow colored dildo that some homosexual men use to pentrate thier anus

"Mikey just bought me a rainbow dildo yesterday"

by Mike Kewosiskie December 12, 2013

Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

[Dildo]

A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.

*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"

by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009

voodoo dildo

a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command

yeah right voodoo dildo my ass!

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

donkey dildo

a dildo that is so massive, it feels like you're being fucked by a donkey.

"go suck a donkey dildo"

by miggertron July 22, 2014