Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

Dildo Incest

Fucking sibling with a dildo

Jonre and aleah do dildo incest

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012