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evening delights

Adjective; referring to easy women
Hey Bill, let's go out to town and look for some evening delights. Now, that the economy took a turn for the worst, their should be plenty of needy women out there ripe for the picking LOL
by Big John the king June 21, 2024
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Dick Delight

They tingly feeling im your dick after an orgasm that remains for hours.
I feel so relaxing after getting blown in the woods by that stranger. I can feel it now many hours later. Total dick delight.
by Muckyfingers82 November 6, 2024
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Seafood Delight

When you eat out a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs.
Guy 1: My girl got crabs, I’m gonna be eating a seafood delight tonight!

Guy 2 Disgusting
by Karminium November 25, 2024
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Seafood Delight

When you’re eating a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs, combining two different types of seafood into one glorious meal
“I’m so hungry, thank god this girl is dirty so I can have myself some seafood delight.”
by Karminium November 25, 2024
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Mudslide Delight

When you engage in the act of gooning, fapping, beating off, etc. while shitting
I’m in a time crunch, I don’t have time to shit and jerk off, might just have to settle for the mudslide delight
by Mrurbanurban February 23, 2025
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The Dwight D. Eisenhower

When you, your wife/gf, and your friend go driving anywhere on I-70 (Eisenhower funded it). Your friend drives and you and your wife/gf fuck, but you cannot bust until you reach Abilene, Kansas.
Mandy and Jack Started Down I-70 at Maryland and wanted to do the Dwight D. Eisenhower the whole way there.
by Lowvaughm March 10, 2025
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Turkish Delight

A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.
Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.
by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025
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