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Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression
Yeet I have pseudo-depression
by An actual retard January 24, 2018
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Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
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wolfstar depression

type of depression that involves crying and being sad because of wolfstar.
"I can't stop crying, they're not even canon! *cries hard* I'm so sad, why do I feel like this?"

"I think you have wolfstar depression"
by remuslupinkinnie December 30, 2021
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depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
by toble December 22, 2021
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Depression episode

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it

It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here
Ps don’t do stupid shit

What’s wrong

I’m have a Depression episode
by Brace face December 27, 2020
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millie depression

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it
by Millieismybrownie January 4, 2021
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Grindr Depression

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
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