David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant
"Ew, is that a David??"
by flowerboygay May 31, 2018
Get the Davidmug. He is a sexy boy that is a player. And if you know a David like me. Be cautious. Anyway.... he is really funny and a player. He will try to get every girl possible. And he thinks he is the best. This is not to every David in the world this is just to the one I know so please if this is not like you.
“David is such a player”
by Olivia 0123 January 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Average height, blonde hair , blue eyes. Has a scar on his lip from playing football. Still never kissed a girl.
He is such a david
by Mr. Man 01 November 30, 2017
Get the davidmug. 
David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.
Is a fooken bitch
Is a fooken bitch
by Snax.Worx. August 26, 2018
Get the Davidmug. 
David is a huge cunt and an asshole. He is that kid that thinks he is always right however despite the fact David has bad qualities a lot of bad qualities he is a really good, no the best bestie anyone can ask for. He is the person; that brings you breakfast so you won't starve to death in the morning, that gives you his sandwich despite the fact he is hungry bc he knows you are hungry too, who stays up past his bedtime to talk to you so you won't feel scared. He would drop everything for his friends gives you the advice to help you, yes sometimes he might neglect you or annoy you to a point u wanna kill him but he honestly has a good heart he won't walk on grass bc he doesn't wanna kill insects. Honestly, he has done so much for me it would take me a 100 years to pay him back. He is the best bestie anyone can ask for. Sorry for annoying you all the time.
by whatsupbestie May 26, 2019
Get the Davidmug.