Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
Get the Post-neonatal dripmug. A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:
1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.
2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.
3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.
4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.
5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.
2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.
3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.
4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.
5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.
"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."
by cucumberz November 7, 2013
Get the Naked Dripping Darylmug. by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015
Get the Miracle Whip Dripsmug. by Youcauchmydrip October 19, 2020
Get the catch my dripmug. by Godfuckedupmyname July 31, 2018
Get the Drip dick ragmug. a character mentioned on homestarrunner.com that has never actually appeared. apparently he moved away after the fifth grade.
Homestar Runner mistook Strong Sad for Dripping Yellow Madness whilst wearing cool shades covered in yella (yellow) paint.
Homestar Runner mistook Strong Sad for Dripping Yellow Madness whilst wearing cool shades covered in yella (yellow) paint.
Homestar "Oh, hewoh, dwipping yellow madness."(sic)
Strong Sad "Homestar, Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after the fifth grade! it's me, Strong Sad."
Strong Sad "Homestar, Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after the fifth grade! it's me, Strong Sad."
by claw27 September 10, 2005
Get the dripping yellow madnessmug. by kingofdrip December 28, 2018
Get the pardon my dripmug.