Liars Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the truth cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antiliotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently causing intolerable lying. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the lies will continue to worsen leading to eventual death.

When infected with Liars Disease it spreads like a plague and really eats you from the inside.

by Oscar Clintorius October 14, 2020

yeet disease

yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die

because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN AAAAAAA October 20, 2020

Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

ufo disease

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.

Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease

by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021

Pilgrims disease

When a person of ethnic descent contracts a severe illness from another person who is white just like when the early pilgrims who hung out with the Native Americans and spread illnesses to them.

I was hanging out with my friend who was sick and now I feel sick to! I feel ike I got that pilgrims disease!

by Captain-A-Train April 29, 2021

Heart Disease (CHD)

The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.

at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"

by Mattyfromduntucky May 4, 2021