stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

Stranger Danger

Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.

WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017

Danger Zone

A zone of danger

DANGER ZONE!

by FBIsurveillanceVan June 21, 2016

Potentially dangerous

It's only going to get worse. I'm actively being cut out of the byproducts of my own labor. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.

Hym "Nah go fuck yourself with that. This has been potentially dangerous for me the entire time and now that it might effect some other than me FOR A SECOND TIME you got something to say about it. Go ask Paul. This isn't the work of whoevers getting paid for it. It's mine. I'M ALREADY BEING HARASSED. I've said this before: As soon as it affects someone other than me your attitude is going to change. But now I know exactly who's getting paid for it. Now I know where to direct my ire. Thanks for that. I'm living a life of privation AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING MONEY. I don't control anything but your actively trying to control where the consequences fall. I DON'T TO SIT HERE AND LET THE BOULDER LAND ON ME. I actually refuse to do that. Whoever is responsible needs to be held accountable. But now I know exactly who I should be focusing on. Thanks. Didn't have nothing to sure until I mentioned her did you. Who's making the money? Why am I not being compensated?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

danger dildo

Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.

Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!

THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.

by Pleb fucker July 8, 2016

Stranger Danger Weirdo

there are different meanings for weirdo's! there are the nice weirdos who likes stuff like music, movies, tv shows or books that other's might think that is weird, and then there are the stranger danger weirdos who are into kidnapping, killing or just plain weird. not your happy go lucky weirdos.

Sara: Becky is soooo weird!!! Alex: why? Sara: see what she is wearing? what a freaking weirdo!!!
Bob: see that guy over there? Anna: what about him? Bob: he's a stranger danger weirdo! he likes little girls and just plain weird! you stay away from him!!

by K412 January 7, 2024

dangerously good-looking

A guy who's so damn gorgeous and sexy you dont trust yourself not to attack him even if he has a girlfriend

Ryan is dangerously good-looking. I probably shouldn't be left alone with him.

by starsky:) February 6, 2018