cootereata

One who enjoys the taste of massive vagina.

Break it down: cooter eater

by Master Ro April 14, 2005

cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga

1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed

by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006

Cooter Douche

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"

Man that guy is being such a cooter douche

by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009

cooter sweater

1. Pubic hair, 2. having a nervous cooter, 3. wool panties

Today I removed my cooter sweater.

by The Maestro 69 May 3, 2010

Cooter throb

When sexually aroused, the vagina gets a throbbing sensation.

When he talks dirty to me, I get cooter throb.

by Deetouring December 16, 2010

Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012