humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

yung.crippling.depression

A sad boy with a pug addiction

You know Gage, the guy who's Instagram page profile pics have only been pugs? He has yung.crippling.depression

by Wilkins Coffee May 1, 2018

nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.

Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.

by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018

cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.

"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

JOE cripps

He is a homie and runs a town Called garawood in his gang called cripion crew there leader is there dad who joe has a bond with they are mad bros and love Alia and girls plus they say it’s an honour to be one of them

“Hey what’s your name”said Henry “my name is joe cripps”joe replied then Henry said “don’t hurt me”

by Joe crisps November 28, 2018

Paul Cripplemore

A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair

If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma

I did a piss in Paul cripplemore’s bottle of Pepsi max

by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019