Emily
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
by B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E May 11, 2019
pale, very overweight, shaped like a fire hydrant women with football helmet hair styles that live in upstate Michigan
by Joseph Morio February 28, 2006
The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.
by WotanMitUns June 23, 2006
–noun, plural -- jersey cows
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
1. A large human female, sometimes mistaken for a a bovine female; originating from the sate of New Jersey
2. The mature female offspring of a jersey bull and a jersey cow
A: "I was walking through New Jersey and thought I was on a ranch."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
R: "What do you mean?"
A: "I couldn't look two feet without seeing a Jersey Cow."
by bobbybfunk February 26, 2010
Cows show potential to be the new power plants
A new study suggests that some of the microorganisms found in cow waste may provide a reliable source of electricity.
Results showed that the microbes in about a half a liter of rumen fluid – fermented, liquefied feed extracted from the rumen, the largest chamber of a cow's stomach – produced about 600 millivolts of electricity. That's about half the voltage needed to run one rechargeable AA-sized battery, said Ann Christy, a study co-author and an associate professor of food, agricultural and biological engineering at Ohio State University.
A new study suggests that some of the microorganisms found in cow waste may provide a reliable source of electricity.
Results showed that the microbes in about a half a liter of rumen fluid – fermented, liquefied feed extracted from the rumen, the largest chamber of a cow's stomach – produced about 600 millivolts of electricity. That's about half the voltage needed to run one rechargeable AA-sized battery, said Ann Christy, a study co-author and an associate professor of food, agricultural and biological engineering at Ohio State University.
by Oliverpoo October 19, 2005
a female's nipple which happens to be very unattractively different than originally imagined, i.e. large, pale, did i say large?, spread out flat like some pancake nipples.
Yeah, but she has cow nipples.
by Mr. V. Manhattan January 03, 2011
A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)
Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.
by Dolfer January 09, 2010