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Courtesy Handjob

The type of handjob a guy gets from his good female (or male) friend because, for whatever reason, he is sexually frustrated and requires release. Done as a favor as opposed to an overt sexual act due to attraction.

Note: Not to be confused with a handjob your FWB gives you. Simply put, a platonic friend gives courtesy handjobs the same way friends spot each other for lunch or give each other rides.
"Hey, Alyssa, thanks for that courtesy handjob last night. I hadn't been laid in almost a month and it was killing me. You're the best!"

"Don't mention it John. I mean, what are friends for? But really, don't mention it. To anyone."
by Lupin the 3rd March 20, 2013
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Singles Counselor

A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.

Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
by Shuddder April 3, 2009
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Sophomore Curse

(n) any form of bad luck, stress, or hatred that occurs to appears in a teenager during their sophomore year of high school, ie. the piling of assignments/projects due on the same day, relationship problems, or constant sadness for no true reason
A book report, vocabulary test, science exam, oral report for history, and a chapter test on the same day?! I hate being a sophomore! Darn you, Sophomore Curse!
by Buddy Keeler January 3, 2009
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courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.
Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.
by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009
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Courtesy flush

A term popular in jail. A courteous thing to do when you have a cellmate and are in the small confines of a jail cell. A method you perform when in the jail cell to eliminate the smell of your bowel movement. Usually executed at the point of release from the anus and before it hits the water. The suction of downforce of the flush eliminates the gases as well as the odor of the loaf.
"Yo, do a courtesy flush bro, that shit smells dude."
by ChrisTW82 March 8, 2008
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courtesy

1. courteous behaviour

2. a polite speech or action, especially one required by convention.

3. a thoughtful action or gesture.
Courtney is a very courteous person.

Don't forget to do that courtesy thing i told you about before we came over.

Courtsey defines Courtney (H), yea thats right.
by Alex Pipe July 8, 2004
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courtesy crack

When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.
Ah, Jesus Christ Ted, the least you could do after laying that massive fart whilst we are driving is to give us all a courtesy crack.
by TheHyphyTrain November 26, 2006
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