Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
by Poprart please May 18, 2020
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Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick
"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."
by Wilted_Chaos June 24, 2017
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Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer January 20, 2006
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Cougar

An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.
That panty was a hoe, but now that she old she a cougar.
by CougarPanty September 07, 2022
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Cougar

A women at least 35 that targets men that are at least 10 years younger for sexual purposes
"Damn bro that cougar just hit on you so hard"
by Lake-ghost December 12, 2024
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Cougar

Older gal with her shit together who enjoys a younger man. Romances without the need to be swept off her feet or into the drama of Will He Call Me dating. An attractive lady who knows what she wants and wants something a little fresher. See Susan Sarandon, Madonna, Tina Turner.
Cougars are where it's at. They have all the experience. It doesn’t matter her age, if she can hold on, that’s all I need.
by lubludu July 03, 2017
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Cougar

Wow! Aidan is such a cougar.
by Dickbeater23 July 11, 2022
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