Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).

Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.

by Clamer March 12, 2020

Gilf Cougar

A sexy grandma with a tight ass coochie whose shot the fugg out who likes to party, have fun and who has occasional one night stands with men her sons age!

That Gilf Cougar outta pocket!

by Young Boi hunter March 27, 2017

Cougar

Animal that appears in a Mission to ruin an OHKO-Run of GTA-V

Cougar: *sounds*
Person: There arent Cougars in Missions!

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Cougar Hawk

A police officer who preys on cougars. Also known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Cougarism

This is the process by which an underaged person marries a far faaar older person for different reasons such as a quick way to make money, sexual intimacy etc. this is illegal in most countries but is still a practice that can be found in many western countries and India.

We practice cougarism.

by Boom Flex August 8, 2018