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Gid the Cook

The sole god of bronies, and nothing else.
All the bronies bow down to Gid the Cook, their god.
by SashaaO June 9, 2018
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Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet
by NotASigmaLesbian December 30, 2021
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Let him cook

when a nigga cooks, it usually means that he's doing something to impress his friends, or he's doing something, and his friends will use that to stop another bro from going over there and ruining the whole operation.
EX 1: Nigga 1: bro, I'm about to go rizz up that girl, Let me cook

EX 2: Nigga 1 Bro look, our bro over there is rizzing up that girl right now, let me go and help him.

Nigga 2: No bro, Let him cook.
by def_n_ablackbeaner March 28, 2023
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cook it up

It's a dynamic phrase that could be used to say someone's attractive, or if food looks good. It's antonym is "cook it down" which could mean that someone's nasty, shouldn't sport that type of clothing, or if the food isn't as good as you thought.
(hot chick jogs by) "Mmm, cook it up!"

"What's for lunch today?"
"Chicken fajitas."
"Mmm, cook it up!"

(someone girl's pasty ass crack hanging out) "Uhh, cook it down! Cook it way down!!"
by ohdogmycats October 10, 2009
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Dane Cook

A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.
"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
by Soupy Boots April 17, 2009
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Captain Cook

James Cook was born on 27 October 1728 at Marton-in-Cleveland. His father, originally from Scotland, was also called James and married Grace Pace from Cleveland. Their family numbered eight children, though several died young. When James was still a child, his father moved to Great Ayton, a few miles away near the Cleveland Hills, and became the foreman on Aireyholme Farm.

Here he received the rudiments of education at the village school and assisted his father on the farm. In 1745, he began work in a grocer's shop at Staithes, a fishing village only a short distance from the busy port of Whitby.

After eighteen months, he determined to go to sea, and was introduced to the Walker family. John Walker and his brother Henry were Quaker ship owners engaged in the coal trade between the North-East and London.

The Quakers, or Society of Friends, were upright, hospitable people and known for their simplicity of manners and public spirit.

As the Elders of the Whitby Quakers advised them: "Be temperate and sober. Avoid all Pride and Affectation. Let your Moderation and Prudence appear to all men in speech and communication, in habit and furniture".

The young Cook could not have come to a better environment. The Walkers' ships were workaday 'cats' trading to London and across the North Sea. It was on the 'Freelove' in February 1747, carrying a cargo of coal to London, that Cook was introduced to the life of a sailor.
Captain Cook was simply the greatest sailoor of all times.
by Bon Bon January 3, 2004
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