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cook potatoes

To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass
After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.
by Mr. Potatoe Head June 2, 2007
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cooking point

The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.
Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'

Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'
by McBeardyfaceIlovejonin July 12, 2010
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George Cook

A person who cannot admit when they are drunk even when it is obvious to everyone else.
Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.
by Fanboybob May 14, 2018
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Stephanie Cook

by DCQManiac December 11, 2011
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Flash Cook

The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.

A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.

Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.
After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.

During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.

That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.
by stop using my name January 20, 2010
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Luke Cook

If your name is Luke Cook i just have one question for you? Where is your hairline??? PLEASE TELL ME!??!?!?
Person 1- You know Luke Cook?

Person 2- You mean that thiccc boi with no hairline
by Mikey_-_ January 13, 2022
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Cooked cunt

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.
I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
by Pax1741 January 1, 2022
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