Candle Holder

On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken 💍 friends

Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.

Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date

“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”

by Payless :) December 14, 2022

condensationy

A large amount or area of condensation

Wow, that window is really condensationy.

by Ashy z January 21, 2023

condecimotherfucker

A word to hurt someone's feelings

John Doe is such a condecimotherfucker

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Condensation Shield

An alternative name for stubbie holder. Usually used by a person who does not wish to have wet residue on their hand or table.

Since I’m having a can of soda, could you bring me my condensation shield as well?

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023

candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

Condenemist

Your own condescending nemesis.

"Bro, that guy over there is a condenemist. i swear i would get a cringe wound from his unstoppable mouth."

by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023

Condenemistry

A person who believes in big egos, narcissism, and condescentful things. That bitch of a person either has a mental illness, or is a ppg wannabe.

"condenemistry is just downbad for attention bro istg"

by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023