Combat roll

To exit an unfavourable social situation without making your absence obvious until a passing period. Usually, complimented by the classic bathroom room option.

Man, Rob did a combat roll last night. He fucked off to the toilet and never came back.

Anne, if this party gets any worse i'm gonna pull a combat roll.

by Bobby Chops October 16, 2009

Comb-Over Kid

A boy who, typically, combes over his hair to one side with gel. The more official term for a male "plastic".

Girl: God, those plastics are annoying.
Boy: You think that's bad? I can't get over the fact they have a male version; the comb-over kids.

by hen_bee January 13, 2010

stench comb

The act of wiping one's ass with a person's hair after shitting on that person.

"Did you sleep with Claire last night?"
"Yeah I gave her the old stench comb."

by E-Tang September 17, 2007

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Combing

When a man combs a woman's hair using his penis

Babe, legs try combing tonight

by TheBigDickedWalrus September 15, 2015

Ace Combat

An insanely awesome punk rock band from southern Connecticut.

I am going to watch Ace Combat play and create massive walls of death tonight at Toads Place.

by dyammi May 5, 2006

Cobs

A Group of people that are a bunch of slackjawedfaggots and refuse to do there jobs while others pick up the slack.

My co-workers are a bunch of fucking Cobs!

by ingloriosbasterd November 16, 2011