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Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.
"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
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comatoast

You are so exhausted and hungry that you start to have auditory and visual hallucinations. Your responses are delayed and distorted, comatose becomes comatoast. Once you do respond, if you do respond to social interactions, your response can appear completely irrelevant due to the lag (in fact your mind and body have separated and it takes some time for your neural networks to reach the cave where your processing mechanism is hiding). You are unable to make appropriate choices and when the barista asks single or double to reply double if not triple. Your overindulgence in caffeine, alcohol, chocolate and sex fail to return you to a normal state. There is no known cure for comatoast but the state does lapse and symptoms may disappear for months at a time (especially when you abandon your worldly possessions, quit your job and wander in tropical countries).
I was waiting for my friend on a park bench, (within arms reach of caffeine) it was a lovely sunny day, I soaked up the rays and stared blankly ahead, I was so tired I was comatoast.
by cognitivecoma October 5, 2011
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Comaro

another name fora shitty car that does 0.1 miles a gallon, they got one powerd by SS (super slow)
my 240 running a sr20 can smoke that piece of shit comaro, its super slow, cant even outrun a person with no legs.
by FUCKMUSCLECARS July 6, 2007
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coman

Johnny: wow hes Asian
Bill:t hats coman
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ComaToast

Dude...that guy is comatoast...haha what a bitch.
by Cris March 16, 2004
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comate

noun: a mate or companion.
A vastly superior alternative for boyfriend/girlfriend/partner and all such terms for a significant other. Originated around 1580, but it's about time we brought it back.
Hey everyone, this is Konrad, my comate.
by sylvanarama January 26, 2016
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Comaro

A Comaro is an affordable sports car, to be specific an American muscle car. It made its debut in 1967, and has continued production of this vehicle since. With a small break in production from 2002 to 2010, and has continued production since. It's well known for being used in drag races, and other racing events. Chevrolet, is the owner and manufacturer of this car as well as several other vehicles.
Person 1: My Comaro will beat your Ford Mustang in any race any day!
by Mad24-7 July 2, 2018
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