Chlorifiend

the evil pool monster who resides in the drains during the day and surfaces only at night to feed off of innocent, unsuspecting swimmers.
no one has lived to tell the tale of what he looks like, but its suspected that he has the dorsal fin of a shark, big fangs, sharp claws, and scales.

Don't go swimming alone at night or Chlorifiend will eat you

Chlorifiend by Meatymeatymeat September 30, 2009

Calorie Crusade 

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

Calorie Crusade by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016

Señor Calor 

1.)The act of rolling up and locking the windows then turning the heat and fans up all the way in your car, until the car ride is over.

2.) The personification of this action.

1.)We were doing a Señor Calor all the way back from the show and I almost died of heat stroke

2.)Hey man, it's cold as fuck in here, invite Señor Calor over.

Señor Calor by Benjaminswill October 3, 2007

Negative calorie 

A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.

Examples...

Asparagus * Fennel
Aubergine * Gourd *
Broccoli * Leek
Cabbage * Lettuce *
Carrots * Marrow *
Cauliflower * Peppers
Celery * Radish *
Chicory * Spinach
Cress * Tomato *
Cucumber * Turnip

I don't want to gain any weight from calories, I think I'll have some cucumber because it's a negative calorie food.

Negative calorie by BAHAHHA! October 5, 2008

Shopping Calories 

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

Shopping Calories by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate 

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.

Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate by Vexacon June 16, 2021

colorway

One of many various configurations for the color scheme for shoes. For example, Blue/White and Black/Red/White are two different colorways for one shoe model. The term is not limited to shoes, but that is the most common usage. Commonly used in skateboarding.

Those Green/White and Black/Orange colorways for the éS Accel's are pretty wacky.

colorway by Lick Cakes April 11, 2007