The male equivalent of a Karen.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
by BucksAMillion August 23, 2020
Get the Collinmug. An aboslute Karen faggot that judges his friends on everything they do, and only plays video games if they're school threatery.
by Devin Yousif December 24, 2021
Get the Collinmug. Usally smart skinny as fuck nice and very shy is horrible at sports and will have a small group of friends dont forget the world record cock its humungus
Collin is shy
by Frumpyjungle923 February 26, 2019
Get the Collinmug. the cutest, most amazing, caring, handsome, sexiest guy ever. Serenity loves him with all her heart and forever will!
He's the best person in the entire world!!
He's the best person in the entire world!!
I LOVE YOU COLLIN
by Collinsbabygirl August 27, 2021
Get the Collinmug. a pretty funny guy. and is pretty so and good friend bery good fried i love them. they are really bad at cuppong .
by raymomd August 23, 2021
Get the collinsmug. Like you've seen before, Collin is the finale. The beginning, the end, and everything in between. He is the most caring and relatable person you will ever meet. He's always thinking about what he can do for the community! Mental health advocate and an even better friend. If you meet a Collin, he is a iPhone that never loses battery, always stays charged, and is ready for his next opportunity. If the world ended 5 minutes from now, Collin will be by your side and come save the day. <3
Person 1: I'm in Miami, but Collin is on my mind. What should I do?
Person 2: Girl, he is tha one fr stop playinnnnn!
Person 2: Girl, he is tha one fr stop playinnnnn!
by donquavious_murray May 4, 2024
Get the Collinmug. A very good person a all around awesome guy someone would so love to be with him bc he is a caring strong individual u can't go wrong with a guy like him he that knight in shinning armour every chick should want
by Double Dbsexy July 28, 2024
Get the joshua collinsmug.