Cock Hulk

Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.

COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"

REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET

by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012

cock climbing

When you say you are going to go rock climbing, but you actually just fuck some dude.

Luiza went to the gym to go cock climbing.

by The Handy Man February 15, 2010

Cock Drunk

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced

The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.

I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it

by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023

Cock Snobbler

When you get smacked with a penis and cum comes flying onto your nose

Jim: Yo, last night my girl turned into a cock snobbler!
Tim: I wish my girl would turn into one.

by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

hench cock

A fat, strong, juicy looking cock.
A dick that is' 'ripped' and veiny. Can hold a girl of any weight because its strong like superman.

Sally 'what are you looking at on google, Tim'
Tim 'just hench cock...'

by Kim Barnett June 23, 2013

Cock Sherpa

Someone who sherpa's your cock into, or around, a girls vagina.

I got laid last night thanks to the good work of Jon, the cock sherpa.

by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011

Cock Raven

A person who is generous to the upperside of the male member. One who licks or salivates on a penis' shaft without doing anything else.

"Jesus Christ that fucking woman would go anywhere else."

"What do you mean?"

"She was perched on my dick like a cock raven"

by Definately not Mike December 2, 2005