cock block

Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch

well, she is a huge cock block

by Dude August 8, 2004

cock block

When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock!

He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.

by Randall March 5, 2005

cockblogging

when you talk about amorous pursuits online

"JKREW was constantly cockblogging and no one believed him"

by k8 February 4, 2005

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of knocking cocks

Mike is a cockknocker

by Serial Killer Man January 30, 2004

cocklock

A cocklock is a form of gay sex when two men rub their erect penises against each other.

Oprah enjoys watching young boys engage in homo-erotic activities such as the traditional cocklock.

by Oprah Hilton August 3, 2007

jockblock

the act of stopping douchebag jocks from messing up a nerdy friend's move on a girl.

*after nerdy friend approaches girl and douchebag jocks are coming*
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"

Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

cookblocker

Anyone who intervenes in the kitchen with their unwanted opinion whilst one is trying to cook their dish. This also includes but is not excluded to the taking over of cooking duties and or sabotaging an already perfect dish by secretly adding their own shitty ingredients

Girl: Man what is that guy in Ratatouille doing to that already perfect soup dish?
Guy: He's totally a cookblocker; look at what he's doing to the soup with those shitty herbs.
Girl: Who would do such a thing?
Guy: Idk, he's like a ginger.
Girl: Point made.

by osmocosmo January 13, 2014