closterian

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.

That kid is such a closterian.

by Don Jua April 2, 2005

clusterfuck

1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation

1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.

by PiixieLou March 11, 2009

Clusterbistrosturous

Adjective:

Describing the act of getting horny or erected.Someting that makes you pop one.

That girl is making me clusterbistrosturous!

by Matt A. May 3, 2005

CBusting

Cunt-busting. Kicking a girl in the ladybits; the chick equivalent of ball-busting.

25 year old male looking for fit, athletic women ages 20-40 years of age interested in BBusting and/or CBusting activities in a playfull manner only. I have not yet formaly taken part in such activities myself and so look to consider new boundries. I am open to the boundries and limits of such CBusting and BBusting of which we male partake in.

by Anti-P November 13, 2009

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian

I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.

by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008

clusterfuck

Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.

I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.

by lh_photographer September 25, 2010

clusterfuck

The first two weeks of the Trump Presidency.

The actions and disorganization of President Trump have been a real clusterfuck.

by TruePatriot2017 February 4, 2017