Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.
Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
by RawBZA October 21, 2010
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"Phil got promoted to management, so he's in clown school until friday."
"Phil got promoted to management, so he's in clown school until friday."
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Primitive weapon constructed with a baseball bat as a base and large metal spikes protruding from all angles. Often referred to as a one hitter quitter.
person 1: check out this guy who got arrested for chasing his wife with a clown tickler.
Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.
Person 2.: I have one at my house, my clown tickler is not as drastic but way better.
by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017
Get the Clown Tickler mug.What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...
Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.
Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.
Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)
by Liberation675 June 2, 2008
Get the Clown Rape mug.A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.
Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
or
Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
or
Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009
Get the clown dick mug.The Clown Switcheroo is a sexual action that I do not personally recommend, unless the person in question has wronged you.
The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
by Snizzy Snazz Bullets January 2, 2009
Get the Clown Switcheroo mug.The act of shooting a strong stream of urine directly into one's mouth. This act's name is derived from the carnival game "clown splash" where contestants shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth which blows up a balloon.
She opened her mouth and closed her eyes for the surprise. However, she didn't anticipate the clown splash which drenched her mouth and face as she winced away in shock and disgust.
by A-Bomber April 14, 2008
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