Clarted

Being dogged and lied to by someone or alternate meaning is fighting someone

“Guess what Luke clarted me today the dickhead”
Or “Fuck man I’m about to clart my man Luke”

by Jess Mayhew xoxo February 19, 2021

Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.

Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.

by Elyi February 21, 2021

Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.

That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!

by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021

Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook

"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"

by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021

certified.lolicon

Seggsiest Mf Alive.

Have you heard of certified.lolicon? - Yeah I have he’s pretty seggsy

by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021

Certiburger

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

by Chewsday April 16, 2021