Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing June 29, 2015

Clam Butt

When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.

Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?

Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.

You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.

by Fart splinters October 13, 2018

Clam curtains

When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina

Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains

by B76B011 September 20, 2016

buttery clam

When you buy pizza from Papa John’s and dump the garlic butter sauce on your girls clam for dessert.

“I have to wash my sheets after eating her buttery clam”

by Timmt09 February 10, 2021

Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.

Look theres a clam monkey in that tree

by Rbharry February 06, 2021

clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.

She was clam chatting all night with no success.

by Clam chatting August 03, 2014

baby clams

young teenage girls

There were md baby clams at the park today.

by crackstar bk June 27, 2011