fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Cuban Cigar

When a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning pube cock.

Fidel Castro did the cuban cigar with Anna Nicole Smith.

by Daddy Nelso Gonzalez January 6, 2009

class b cigarette

mulch wrapped in a paper towel

this class b cigarette is so good!!

by dude brah October 21, 2008

cigarette

n. a little cigar that is wrapped with paper and not tobacco leaves.

"my definition of cigarrette is the best. it should be in the OED."

by jim June 24, 2003

cigarette

slang for fag

You're a cigarette.

by Noxis December 2, 2003

cigaracist

a person that will only smoke their brand, a person that bums smokes of only a specific brand

hey man can i bum a smoke? its not a cool, nevermind then.
man your cigaracist!

by Irish Grenade July 6, 2010