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Chris

Person who knows everything about everything. Omnipotent being.
Me: I took my car to the shop
Chris: I knew that
Me: I have a leak in my gas tank
Chris: I knew you would
Me: I hate you
Chris: I know you do
by Kelceey February 9, 2009
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Chris

A charming, honest, romantic, interesting, sensitive, determined, upright, princely, eloquent, and attractive person.

A Chris may strike you as a little weird or different at first, but that is because you won't know their true self until you work on getting to know them. As you find out more about them, they will continue to grow on you until you want to spend every minute with them.

A Chris may not be super buff, but makes up for it in strength and brains. They are very helpful and go out of their way to make other people happy. They also love to compliment girls and will do anything for their special someone, having a hidden romantic side. They are outdoor oriented people and have a strong faith in their religion. Chris's sometimes may become sad or depressed, but a friendly word or hug will cheer them up. They love their family, but may feel the need to break away and strike out on their own as they grow older.

To know a Chris is to know an amazing person who will impact your life deeply. Make sure to treat them with all the respect you can, because they deserve it!
"Wow, who was that cute boy you were talking to?"
"Oh, that was Chris. Isn't he amazing?"

"Have I ever told you that you are the most amazingly beautiful, stunningly graceful, and lovingly tender friend ever?"
"Aww Chris your flattering me again!"
by Greenlink August 22, 2011
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chris crocker

A gay preacher posting his videos on MySpace and YouTube. Many of his videos are of him talking about todays society and some of them are even of him dancing and singing
Chris Crocker's MySpace is myspace.com/itschriscrocker

His YouTube account is youtube.com/itschriscrocker
by haf953 December 9, 2008
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Chris McCandlessin' It

Based off of Chris McCandless, the man who went off to Alaska with only bare essentials to escape the everyday world, only to die in a deserted bus. Used when you get really tired of people.
"God I can't stand people anymore. Pretty soon i'm going to be Chris McCandlessin' it."
by Emilie Danger October 7, 2006
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chris trepidation

Harry’s sneaky link who he dedicated his whole f*cking album to.

Why is Chris an arrogant son of a b*tch and why is Harry trying to spread him open?🙄😰🤨🙄😰🤨🙄😰🤨🙄😰🤨🙄
Louis: “who the fook is Chris Trepidation?”

Harry: “Idk but I’m trying to shake this soon.”
by Larry_69_ February 21, 2022
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Creepy Chris

That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.
Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!
by JimmineyCricket February 9, 2012
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chris brown

to beat, choke, or bite a woman..
"If that hoe ain't acting right, chris brown that trick!"
by runner842 April 14, 2009
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