Choixiety

The anxiety that results from excessive choices, esp. trivial choices.

As Madison browsed through the dozens of mustard brands, she was struck by choixiety.

by drdanar March 25, 2022

red choice

Making a dumb decision or a decision that you didn't put much thought into too.

Example:

Son: I'll just do the 8 math assignments tomorrow, I'm going to go out with John.
Mom: You need to do your homework, how are you going to do 8 assignments in one day?

Dad: That's a red choice son.

Son: What's a red choice?
Dad: Nevermind, do your work.

by yaboyczk@234459 July 27, 2018

Bitchin' to the Choir

When someone is complaining at length about something you are in TOTAL aggreement with

Dude: I was at work jamming on my itunes and my boss made a big stink

Friend: You're "bitchin' to the choir" man!

by 1ezlife October 24, 2011

choicefully

a word used when questioning why a person would do something of their own choice

why would he do that choicefully

by lady pimp emz November 3, 2006

hobson's choice

Having no choice at all

A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.

by Nickel and a dime April 14, 2005

choir-boy

A funny guy.

Goody goody: "I showed up 2-days in a row, after work and working out, and you were gone. I understand if you were busy, but since you don't talk directly to me, I have my doubts it's me that you're talking at. I don't trust it. It hurts when I publcily support your alpha status because I'm proud of you and you don't even publicly try to align with me. Are you ashamed of me? For my sanity (and yours), I don't want to continue doing whatever this is we're doing anymore. I'm not your girl, I'm not feeling it, and you're not the alpha man for me. God is closing the door."

Choir-boy: "10-4, 611."

Goody goody: *facepalm*

by ange1 January 10, 2013

mexican choir boy

When having gay sex the top partner (the mexican choir boy) is riding on top of the sitting top (preferably a bear) while also face to face. This is also a popular dance move that is/will be commonly seen in Chicago.

I can't believe those two did the Mexican Choir boy in our hot tub while on vacation!

HOLY SHIT! That hole man was enveloped in a Mexican Choirboy-esque lurve dance...

Q: How are fuck babies made? A: Several Deep Mexican Choirboy sessions

Is that a Mexican Choirboy dancing with a priest or is he just convulsing?

by Douche Rivera DelaVida de la O October 23, 2011