cello

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.

'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'

by Kelso January 2, 2005

Cellgasm

when you get back into your service area and your phone vibrates for days with message notifications

I just got back from camping and my phone had a cellgasm for 5 minutes with 60 txt

by Jottfrog April 9, 2010

dat dere celltech

Hardcore illegal anabolic steroid that is commonly abused by The Misk and other underground bodybuilding communities.

Guy 1: bigmane looks swole son!
Guy 2: Yah brah its cuz hes juicin with dat dere celltech
Guy 1: oh I sea

by iKermit July 7, 2008

cello

A rad instrument, also known as the violincello, played between the legs with the strings A,D,G,&C. Famous Cellists include: Yo-Yo Ma & Rostropovich. Many bands include the cello including Panic! at the disco & Apocalyptica.

"Dang those cellos are rad!"
"I wish i played the cello"
"chel-loooo!"

by nikkki xdances April 2, 2007

Cellular Device

a cell phone.

I got super excited when Jordy called me on my cellular device!!

I just got a new cellular device, I think i'll call Jordy!

by ILuvJordy January 22, 2009

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014

cellfish

Those who continue to talk on their cell phone, oblivious to the effect on others around them.

Driving while on your cell phone.
Having loud conversations on your cell phone in a resaurant or movie theater. You are cellfish!

by Ulualiza October 20, 2010