Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Captain Large

An entity that harnesses the strengths that is above the level of a super saiyan god. Approach with extreme caution, because he has a habbit of giving wedgies and stealing lunch money to buy more weed for his addiction. Also highest ranked Captain of the bottle army on button moon, who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Has also claimed the lives of many threats, such as Sargent banger, and his silly sausages. He also defeated the likes of HateIsHere, and double4anime.

(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)

Better watch out you G-nome, or I'll call Captain large on your ass.

by Captain Large March 19, 2019

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

Captain Flameheart

Big fucking red face in the sky and if you go near him he will make your life hell.

POV: your first time seeing him…
“Ima go near that big fucking red thing in the sky”
*hell goes upon captain flameheart and dies*
“Fuck this game”

by BaconFantasy349 August 7, 2021

The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

Captain marvel

If Hitler was born as a blond female…..

Yeah nobody like captain marvel

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022