The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")

The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008

cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer

#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d

by okelay May 30, 2006

Headshot Cancer

Used to refer to headshots in first/third person shooters, usually with a sniper rifle.

Player 1: *walking* BOOM *head goes off*

Player 2: lolz, i just gave that guy headshot cancer

Gamer 1: Dude, get the sniper and start causing some headshot cancer!

by Esher52 October 4, 2009

Black Dick Cancer

When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment

When a black man sticks his dick in a white woman.
-She now has black dick cancer

by Dr. Black Dick Cancer July 23, 2019

Cancel Culture

Cancel Culture is when a large mob of people come together to relentlessly attack a certain person over an accusation of some kind, which later on is usually proven false
Generally the accusation starts on Twitter, the original gets questioned then deleted but the mob has already started attacking and the person who made the accusation can enjoy a boost in followers.

“Cancel Culture has gone too far, jontron is not a fuckin nazi

by LuigiCatKing YT August 27, 2019

Canche

White man or woman

-So, who's your girlfriend?
-Do you see that 'canche' over there? It's her!

by Madeiriha March 16, 2004