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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
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(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
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When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
I just gave Jan Canada's History!!
by bilch83 February 4, 2010
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the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.
i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.
by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010
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